“You should probably just order a salad.”
“Actually, I was thinking about getting the steak. It looks nice and juicy.” Mike looked up at me from his menu and I could tell he was doing calculations in his head. He obviously didn’t think I was worth the money. He didn’t say anything after my comment.
“So what are you going to get?” I asked, trying to escape the silence.
“I’m going to get the bacon cheese burger with extra onion rings. Man I love onion rings.” And that is a very good reason as to why I wasn’t going to be kissing this man tonight. I hated onions with a passion especially on someone else’s breath.
“I’m going to go powder my nose.” I left the table as quickly as possible. I didn’t know how I was going to make my escape, but I had to think fast. I took my phone out of my purse and dialed my sister’s number.
“Hey Sis. How’s it going?”
“What’s up? I thought you were on a date?”
“I am. Hey. I need a favor. Can you call me back in a couple minutes? I need to use you as a way out. I can’t stand this guy one bit. I’m pretty sure he doesn’t like me either so it’s for the best.”
“Yeah. That’s fine.”
“Okay. Thanks. Talk to you soon.” I hung up my phone and made my way back to the table. The waiter was there asking for Mike’s order. I knew I couldn’t order and then ditch and run so I had to distract the waiter somehow.
“Do you know what you’d like to order?” the waiter asked.
“Actually I could use another minute if you don’t mind.”
“That’s fine.” The look on his face said otherwise. My phone’s ringtone of “Hallaback Girl” sounded.
“Hey Sis. Oh no! Your babysitter didn’t show on your anniversary. That’s horrible. I’ll be right there. Yeah I know it’ll cut into my date. He’ll understand, though.” I hung up the phone hoping that my acting was good enough for this guy. Even if he could tell I was lying, I still wouldn’t care. That’s how much I wanted to get out of this date.
“Sorry but my sister needs me. I hate to run out on you. It was nice meeting you, though.”
“Nice meeting you, too.” With that, I left Mike to eat his onion rings alone – the way they were meant to be eaten.